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My list of the top 10 ways I'd like to die! - Falsities

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Previous Entry My list of the top 10 ways I'd like to die! Apr. 12th, 2005 @ 12:28 pm Next Entry
1. death by poisoning from easily avoidable environmental contamination
2. death by leech-related blood loss
3. death by internal bleeding, having accidentally stabbed myself with a spork, and then being too embarrassed about it to call anyone, thus dying in agony in my own bathroom.
4. death by starvation, having had my leg caught under several large rocks in the middle of nowhere
5. death by exposure, having just gnawed my own leg off to free myself from rocks when a blizzard hits.
6. death by crucifixion
7. death of old age, having been in a vegetative state and sucking up the world's resources for the past 50 years.
8. death by cholera
9. death by strangulation at the hands of my own child
10. death by gas chamber in the next holocaust that I did nothing to prevent.

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