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Unfortunately, I'm afraid I have to take peaceofpie and redheadedneko down. They have challenged Antichrist Bill Clinton's pure and honest love for me!

Unless given suitable reason otherwise, I shall be forced to rain my hellish justice upon you!

As for those who are still hiding lies . . . I shall find out, and you will perish!
Current Mood: enragedrighteously vindictive
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Date:May 17th, 2004 09:55 am (UTC)
Your hellish justice is no match for my big fat MONKEY WRENCH.

And by "monkey wrench", I mean my army of orangutans, cross-bred with wombats, and mutated with the de-fossilized DNA of a tyrannosaurus rex.

And by "my", I mean Bill gave it to me for Kwanzaa.
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Date:May 18th, 2004 07:44 pm (UTC)
fuck. I know I have an army of mutant squirrels somewhere around here, but all I can find are those goddamned lords-a-leaping that he gave to me for Boxing Day.
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