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Date:May 17th, 2004 09:55 am (UTC)
Your hellish justice is no match for my big fat MONKEY WRENCH.

And by "monkey wrench", I mean my army of orangutans, cross-bred with wombats, and mutated with the de-fossilized DNA of a tyrannosaurus rex.

And by "my", I mean Bill gave it to me for Kwanzaa.
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Date:May 18th, 2004 07:44 pm (UTC)
fuck. I know I have an army of mutant squirrels somewhere around here, but all I can find are those goddamned lords-a-leaping that he gave to me for Boxing Day.
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