Benicio Del Torro (AKA my friend Peach Smints) travelled to Denmark, married a Cambodian, fathered six kids (to five women) and came back and insisted he was a virgin! That rat bastard. And he doesn't even pay child support. Tisk Tisk.
She tried to contact him once. His Cambodian wife. (I think her name was Xiauling) She showed up at school one day and sat in on his Senior Project presentation. She sat next to him and mumbled the entire time. Ms. Saunders kept telling her to leave, but finally, after 20 minutes of Xiauling definitely not leaving she gave up and told Peach Smints to continue with his presentation. He kept wiping his brow. Then, as soon as he was done, he went to the bathroom. He came back a few minutes later with coke all over his nose and sat back down in his chair next to me and he and Xiauling began a screaming fit that forced them to be pulled out of CAHS by the policewoman and Eric Meade (a large, strong kid).
If you ask him, he'll avoid you for a beeline to the bathroom and come back with coke on his nose and have no idea what you're talking about.
I wonder if Southern Belle (his girlfriend) knows about this?